Latest gratuitous cat photo: Sugar, Stewie, Tess napping in kitchen window.
Brand new car: 2012 Nissan Rogue (or as I call it, my baby Murano). Bought a new Nissan Frontier truck the day before. Traded it in for this the very next day because the truck had no alarm system. That is a necessity in my world. Had a flat tire on the way home from the dealership. Great way to start the new year.
The assholes across the street. This is where they park the car...backed up to the front door. I have no idea why. Is it a Mexican thing? They have a driveway, so I have no clue. Also, notice the Halloween shit still on the window and the Christmas lights and wreath on the door. Fucktards.
Just for the hell of it.
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Lots of family drama at the moment, so I haven't been able to find the time or the inclination, really, to post. However, mischief is afoot in my life, and it involves diamonds, theft, fraud, abuse and more. If anyone is interested in dysfunctional family fun at its frivolous best (or worst), stay tuned.
Nice car!
ReplyDeleteThat car park is odd.
ReplyDeleteSugar reminds me of my white cat Claudius, whom I miss.
I am always interested in your family - dysfunctional or not!
tai: thanks.
ReplyDeletespo: i'm trying to get the courage to write about it. not quite drunk enough.
I love the snuggling cats! Jealous of the new car! OK here's my theory on why they park that way... Theory#1 It's parked up to the door to add more square footage to the house... more square footage, more room for uncles/aunts/brothers/sisters, etc to sleep! Theory#2 It's parked up to the door for a fast get away! Sure they have to climb through the back to get to the drivers seat, but, maybe it protects them from the bullets flying in their direction?...
ReplyDeleteI can hear the tinkling of the shells... It's cold here and I would love to be on a warm sandy beach...
I love dysfunctional, makes me feel at home, so, write away!
haha kittycat!
ReplyDeletedear jockfullofvarity:
gratz on the new car. can you honestly say you like the smell of a new car? when i smoked (ahem, yes! i celebrated my 1-year vapeversary on 2/5/2012 YAY ME), i could not wait to get a cig burning to get rid of that smell. sick, eh?
i think they park it like that so it's not too obvious when they remove the bodies.
okay, i love the shells ...kinda kitschy ... but then, i'm aquarian.
family drama and no more talk of bestiality? wth???
i am disappointed.
oh duh! that was supposed to be:
ReplyDeletejockfullofvariEty --- duhRme <-- nothing has changed since last year.
xoxo
steph: i'd like to be on a sandy beach, as well. preferably in san diego. about the new car. the first payment is due this month, and it's nothing to be jealous of, that's for sure. it is actually the first NEW car I've had since 1974 (Mustang 2).
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